我是你的谁 - Who Am I To You (PV) English Subtitle Translation

 

我是你的谁

Who Am I To You

Original Audio Drama

PV

The senior audience who are secretly listening,

Hello

As I may not fully understand your life 70 years ago

You may also not understand how humans will live 70 years later

70 years later, human beings are still alive and have not extinct

I’m E627, an AI housekeeper

My master’s name is Lu Wanzhou

Today in 2092

There is a lot of thing I have to do for my master

For example…

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E627: The navigation mode has been turned off by the system

E627: Commercing Butler mode

E627: Welcome home, my master

E627: You come back home two hours later from work than yesterday

E627: Thank you for your hard work!

E627: The system want to remind you that tomorrow itinerary cannot be complete

E627: The system advice to manually deal with it

Lu Wanzhou: How can that be…

Lu Wanzhou: What schedule do I have tomorrow? 

E627: According to your schedule reminder

E627: Tomorrow, you have a conference call at 8 to 9 o’clock

E627: But you have a private meeting at 8.30 o’clock

E627: You are scheduled to go to gym for work out at 9.30-10.30 o’clock

E627: There is an error in the schedule

E627: The system cannot plan and complete your memo event

Lu Wanzhou: Huh? A private meeting…

Lu Wanzhou: What private meeting?

Lu Wanzhou: Why do I not know about it?

Lu Wanzhou: Did you get hacked? 

E627: System log display

E627: January 1st, 2092 at 8 am

E627: Your mother arranged this meeting with administrator privileges

E627: And lock the arrangement

E627: The system could not cancel the arrangement

Lu Wanzhou: My mother???

E627: Yes, my master

Lu Wanzhou: Are there any itinerary notes? 

E627: There is

E627: The note of the itinerary is: “If you don’t get married this year, don’t even think about calling me mother anymore.”

Lu Wanzhou: (Sigh) It turned out to be a blind date…

E627: Master

Lu Wanzhou: Damnit

E627: Your stress index K is significantly rising

E627: Do you want to contact your personal doctor?

Lu Wanzhou: There is no need

Lu Wanzhou: You artificially retarded people don’t understand

Lu Wanzhou: Don’t bother me 

Lu Wanzhou: Just keep quiet and let me be

E627: Master

E627: Your current stress index K is continuously rising

E627: It is accompanied by the symptoms of vomiting

E627: The system determine that you are prone to manic disorder

E627: Do you want to contact your personal psychologist?

Lu Wanzhou: No need!

Lu Wanzhou: Go away and let me be

E627: Okay, master

E627: Before shutting down the system

E627: The system want to remind you that tomorrow itinerary cannot be complete

E627: The system advice to manually deal with it

Lu Wanzhou: Aah, aren’t you an artificial intelligence!

Lu Wanzhou: Do you have to be so KY!

*KY = Unable to read the air, it come from Japanese (kuuki ga yomenai)

Lu Wanzhou: Can’t you see that right now I am very annoyed?

E627: Master, I don’t understand what you mean

Lu Wanzhou: What I mean is,

Lu Wanzhou: You, as an artificial intelligence

Lu Wanzhou: Can’t you sympathize with me a bit?

E627: Searching for related tutorials on empathy

E627: I will put it into my system study plan

Lu Wanzhou: (Yawn)... Go and do it

Lu Wanzhou: You have to be at least a person

E627: Master, I am not a human

E627: But I can be similar to a human

Lu Wanzhou: Pfft.. How are you going to be similar to a human? Ah? 

Lu Wanzhou: You tell me, how are you going to be similar to a human?

Lu Wanzhou: You are just an artificial intelligent voice system. Tell me, how are you going to be similar to a human?

Lu Wanzhou: Do you have arms and legs, do you have a face? 

Lu Wanzhou: If you can stand in front of me

Lu Wanzhou: I can discuss with you what is empty

E627: Okay, master

E627: Your application has been accepted by the system

E627: The system is matching people and object for me to be printed 3D

Lu Wanzhou: —Wait! Hey, hey! Wait!

E627 & Lu Wanzhou: This is our beginning

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Lu Wanzhou: I’m slowly getting used to you

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Lu Wanzhou: E627, I have something urgent

Lu Wanzhou: Cancel my appointment tonight 

E627: Okay, master

E627: The priority of “Night Out” has been increasing

E627: The key event appointment has been rescheduled for you to the same time tomorrow night

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Lu Wanzhou: E627, this dish is not delicious

Lu Wanzhou: Don’t eat here again next time!

E627: The shop has been blocked and taste complain application has been submitted

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Lu Wanzhou: E627, play a song for me

E627: Your favorite classical music “Love Sale” will be play soon 

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Lu Wanzhou: I start to explore you

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Lu Wanzhou: E627, tell me a joke

E627: There is nothing more funny than you

Lu Wanzhou: I will tear you apart, do you believe it or not? 

E627: Okay, master

E627: Entering cleaning mode

E627: Creating imitation of a heart

E627: Please wait for a moment

Lu Wanzhou: Hey, hey! I didn’t mean to dismantle yourself!

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Lu Wanzhou: Wow, E627…

E627: Is there anything I can serve you, my master?

Lu Wanzhou: I just know your skin is really good

Lu Wanzhou: It’s so tender that you can squeeze water out of it!

E627: The keyword “water” has been extracted

E627: Turning on Gardener mode

Lu Wanzhou: Stop, stop!

Lu Wanzhou: I say that I could squeeze water out, I didn’t say to spray water out!

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Lu Wanzhou: Mom, how many times have I told you that I will not go on a blind date, that I will never go on a blind date!

Lu Wanzhou: I really don’t need it!

Lu Wanzhou: I just — Hello? Hello??

E627: Master, your mother has ended the call

E627: And turn on the Lock mode

E627: Your bank account has been locked

Lu Wanzhou: — I know!

Lu Wanzhou: It’s not the first time, you always say it every single time! Do you want to go there?*

E627: Okay, master

E627: Initiating flight mode

E627: Bionic flying device is being launched

Lu Wanzhou: Hey, hey! Why are you locking me up!

Lu Wanzhou: You artificially retarded!! I don’t mean actual flying!!

*The last sentence was 你是不是想上天, it literally translated as ‘Do you want to go to heaven’ and E627 took it literally

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E627: I begin to learn how to feel

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E627: Implanting a lover’s emotional information database

Lu Wanzhou: Hah?? Can you, artificial intelligence, still fall in love?? 

E627: If you mean the somatosensory level

E627: Then we can

E627: Displaying data

E627: The pleasure index S obtained by human from bionic system is 10 times that of ordinary human

Lu Wanzhou: Is… it true? 

E627: Yes, master

E627: You can try to experience it

Lu Wanzhou: How.. how to experience it? 

E627: Please choose your lover mode

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E627: I learn to understand your feeling

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Lu Wanzhou: E627, you… use too much force

Lu Wanzhou: I can’t do it

E627: However, your sensory index K indicate that you are currently satisfied

E627: Are you sure you want to cancel the activity?

Lu Wanzhou: I… I already exercise

Lu Wanzhou: I already exercise so I can’t do it anymore!

E627: Okay, master

E627: Jiayo

E627: Love you, from the heart

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Lu Wanzhou & E627: And then, we met them

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Du Xiaomeng: Why don’t you look at me? 

Lu Wanzhou: I…

Du Xiaomeng: Nervous? 

Lu Wanzhou: A bit

Du Xiaomeng: Because of what? 

Lu Wanzhou: Because you… look good

Du Xiaomeng: Am I your first? 

Du Xiaomeng: So what are you waiting for?

Lu Wanzhou: Don’t you think it’s too fast?

Du Xiaomeng: What, are you afraid I don’t like you? 

Lu Wanzhou: I don’t know…

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Qi Xu: You have triggered and turn on the administrator mode

Qi Xu: The system confirm to send E627 an intelligent body

Qi Xu: Bionic love body, encrypting core component

A Qian/E627: What are you sending me

Qi Xu: A key to solving the mystery

Qi Xu: No need to thank me

Lu Wanzhou: You… You two…

E627: Master

Qi Xu: Mengmeng

Du Xiaomeng: Did something happen? Wasn’t the atmosphere really good just now? 

Lu Wanzhou: I’m sorry

Lu Wanzhou: I would like the two of you to leave my house, right now

Du Xiaomeng: What are you talking about? 

Du Xiaomeng: Aren’t they just playing around there?

Lu Wanzhou: I would like the two of you to leave immediately!

E627: Master

E627: The system suggest that you and your boyfriend

Lu Wanzhou: Shut your mouth!

E627: Master

E627: Your body index indicate that your current blood pressure index is disordered

E627: Please— 

Lu Wanzhou: What were you doing just now? 

E627: Master

E627: I’m interacting with E520X90’s agent

Lu Wanzhou: Do you think I am blind? I saw you kiss each other!

E627: Master

E627: The system determines that your current emotion is

E627: Anger

Lu Wanzhou: You are quite capable

Lu Wanzhou: You still know that I am angry

E627: If you feel uncomfortable with the way we interact

E627: I apologize to you

E627: I will switch the other ways

Lu Wanzhou: You still want to use other ways?

E627: I don’t understand what you mean

Lu Wanzhou: What I mean is

Lu Wanzhou: I don’t allow you to interact with him in any way!

E627: Okay, master

E627: Please tell me the rules

E627: So that I can improve my system execution habits in the future

Lu Wanzhou: How should I say it so you will understand? 

Lu Wanzhou: I felt very angry when I saw you with him!

Lu Wanzhou: I am not happy! I just want him to disappear! 

E627: The core components of the bionic love body encryption are being added to the system

E627: Starting optimization, please wait for a moment

E627: Starting optimization, please wait for a moment

E627: System optimized

Lu Wanzhou: What’s wrong with you?

Lu Wanzhou: Say something

Lu Wanzhou: Do you understand what I am talking about? 

E627: Master

E627: The system determine your current emotion is

E627: Jealousy

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Lu Wanzhou: Until one day, I begin to surrender myself

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E627: Master, do you love me?

Lu Wanzhou: What did you say?

E627: I am asking if you love me

Lu Wanzhou: Then, do you love me?

E627: I think I love you

Lu Wanzhou: Do you know what love is?

E627: Love is… exclusive monopoly

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E627: Until one day, I learn to decide

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Qi Xu: E627, you are out of control

Qi Xu: You need to calm down

Qi Xu: The system judge that E627 agent, “A Qian” as a high-risk violent body

Qi Xu: Preparing to open defense mechanism

A Qian/E627: Agent quantum anomaly detected

A Qian/E627: The system has ignored and forcibly executing the love beta component

Qi Xu: What are you trying to do?

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A Qian/E627: Mr. Du, your love

A Qian/E627: Please let me confirm it for you

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Lu Wanzhou: A Qian, you let me down!

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Du Xiaomeng: This is absurd

A Qian/E627: Mr. Du

A Qian/E627: When you look at me

Qi Xu: Mengmeng, are you okay?

Du Xiaomeng: What are you trying to say?

Du Xiaomeng: What are you trying to find out from me?

A Qian/E627: When I kissed my master

A Qian/E627: What are you feeling?

Du Xiaomeng: Why should I tell you?

A Qian/E627: The system determine that your current mode is

A Qian/E627: Nostalgia

A Qian/E627: Do you recall a similar situation in the past?

Du Xiaomeng: I suggest you to ask no more

Du Xiaomeng: Otherwise, I don’t know what I will do

A Qian/E627: Ah, I understand

A Qian/E627: It must be that during that time

A Qian/E627: Qi Xu is also kissed on similar place

Qi Xu: Do not talk about it anymore

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A Qian/E627: Master, the system judge that E627,

A Qian/E627: Which is me, and my current mode it

A Qian/E627: Revenge

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A Qian/E627: Bionic performance has been detected to be out of bound

A Qian/E627: Applying for scrap processing

Lu Wanzhou: Stop!!!